KCL Cutmas Carols

Carol Parodies- brought to you by Courtauld Institute of Art’s Campaign Committee and King’s College Occupation

O Come all ye protest (O Come all ye faithful)

O Students and workers
Come with us on Thursday (or today)
Oh come ye Oh Come ye to Parliment Square

Come and Protest against the education cuts
and £9,000 fees and £9,000 fees
and £9,000 feeeeeees
that kill society

Come join us, unite against injustice
this governments condeming
This governments condemning
This governments condeming
us to a life of ignorance

Hark the herald students yell (Hark the Herald Angels sing)

Hark the herald students yell
"Glory to our Tory hell
Peace on earth and mercy mild
Students and Workers reconciled"
Joyful, all ye nations rise
Across the country students cry
With the angry host proclaim:
"Welfares dies, that’s really lame"
Hark! The herald student’s sing
"Glory to our protesting”

Tax by highest income earners
From the rich unto the learners!
Now behold and chime
Offspring of a tempestuous time

Hark the herald students yell
"Glory to our Tory hell
Peace on earth and mercy mild
Students and Workers reconciled"
Joyful, all ye nations rise
Across the country students cry
With the angry host proclaim:
"Welfares dies, that’s really lame"
Hark! The herald student’s sing
"Glory to our protesting”




Jingle Bell Cuts (Jingle Bell Rocks)
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell CUTS
Jingle bells fees and jingle bells sleeze
Closing and destroying all of our schools,
Clegg and Cameron don’t play by the rules.

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell CUTS
Jingle bells crimes in jingle bell lies
Dancing and prancing in Trafalgar Square give the Tories a scare!

What a slight time, it's the right time
To fight the night away
Jingle bell time is a swell time
To go rampaging in a righteous way

Giddy-up MPS, pick up your feet
Vote no to the cuts
Remember your principals not the elite

That's the jingle cuts, That's the jingle cuts, That's why jingle cuts suck.


Im dreaming….of a free university (I’m dreaming of a White Christmas)
I'm dreaming of a free university
Just like the ones you used to know
Where parliament don’t have banking concerns,
and children are free to learn

I'm dreaming of a free university
So please lobby your MP
for the greater good of our society

I'm dreaming of a free university
Just like the ones you used to know
Where parliament don’t have banking concerns,
and children are free to learn

Silent School (Silent Night)
Silent school
Empty school
All dropped out
All too poor

...Couldn’t pay the nine thouuusand pounds
Others in debt are bound
We can’t get a degree
We cant get a degree
REPEAT ALL

United freedomland (Winter Wonderland)

Students sing, are you listening,
In the lane, come protesting
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight.
Walking in a United freedomland

Gone away is the con-dem bird,
Here to stay is a free-dom bird
He sings a love song,
As we go along,
Walking in a United freedomland

Later on, we'll conspire,
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid,
The plans that they've made,
Walking in a United freedomland

If they vote, they will be killing,
when it’s the rich they should be billing
We'll frolic and play, the activist way,
Walking in a United freedomland


Last poll day (Last Christmas)
Last poll day I gave you my vote
And the very next year you gave it away
Next year to save me from fears
We will give it to someone worthy

Last year you pledged against cuts
And the very next day you took it away
Next year to save me from fears
We will give it to someone earnest

We hate Nick Clegg (Joy to the World)
We hate nick clegg
He stole our vote
We will fight him
He broke his pledge, a tory in disguise

...And we will not back down
And we will not back down
And weeee, and we, will not back down
REPEAT ALL



12 Days of Cutmas (12 Days of Christmas)
On the 1st day of Cutmas
the con-dems gave to me
a life-time of debts

On the 2nd day of Cutmas
the con-dems gave to me
public sector cuts
a life-time of debts

On the 3rd day of Cutmas
the con-dems gave to me
larger deficits
public sector cuts
a life-time of debts

On the 4th day of Cutmas
the con-dems gave to me
more empty words
larger deficits
public sector cuts
a life-time of debts

On the 5th day of Cutmas
the con-dems gave to me
80% cuts
more empty words
larger deficits
public sector cuts
a life-time of debts

On the 6th day of Cutmas
the con-dems gave to me
poor people paying
80% cuts
more empty words
larger deficits
public sector cuts
a life of uncertainty

On the 7th day of Cutmas
the con-dems gave to me
greedy bosses grinning
poor people paying
80% cuts
more empty words
larger deficits
public sector cuts
a life-time of debts

On the 8th day of Cutmas
the con-dems gave to me
economic failure
greedy bosses grinning
poor people paying
80% cuts
more empty words
larger deficits
public sector cuts
a life-time of debts

On the 9th day of Cutmas
the con-dems gave to me
more wasted money
economic failure

greedy bosses grinning
poor people paying
80% cuts
more empty words
larger deficits
public sector cuts
a life-time of debts

On the 10th day of Cutmas
the con-dems gave to me
no EMA
more wasted money
economic failure
greedy bosses grinning
poor people paying
80% cuts
more empty words
larger deficits
public sector cuts
a life-time of debts

On the 11t h day of Cutmas
the con-dems gave to me
tax dodgers dodging
no EMA
more wasted money
economic failure
greedy bosses grinning
poor people paying
80% cuts
more empty words
larger deficits
public sector cuts
a life-time of debts

On the 12th day of Cutmas
the con-dems gave to me
social inequality
tax dodgers dodging
no EMA
more wasted money
economic failure
greedy bosses grinning
poor people paying
80% cuts
more empty words
larger deficits
public sector cuts
a life-time of debts